Friday, May 11, 2012

How Can You Guarantee Your Sons Safety?

You can opt out from ever having your son being abused or "disciplined" by the following:

  • Donating money to the school.
  • Offering financial compensation to the Commandant. (bribe)
  • Being a government official from a foreign country.
  • Banking at D Dale Brownings banks.
  • Putting Denny Dumler on your payroll.
  • Doing business with any of SJMS's esteemed loser "colonels"
Basically your son in about 8 weeks goes from New Boy to Old Boy to Sergeant to Lieutenant to Captain. It happens every year!

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